"I need money"

My friend tells me Carnival began yesterday in Germany, Brazil and some other places. He says it ends in Feb, before Lent begins. I think he's making it up. 

I am now thinking of doing an MBA. If I can't get a job, then I might as well build my qualification portfolio further. But after a brief scan, I found out that it will cost £31000 to do it at the Said Bus Sch, £45000 at LBS and $77000 (includes living expenses etc) at HBS! If I had that kind of money, I would be driving a beemer and not be looking for a job. Maybe I'll just go on a long, round-the-world trip until the economy sorts itself out. Bugger. I need money for that.